Over turn

I failed maths because i dont know what is 1+1
I failed maths because i am not albert einstein daughter
I failed maths because my brain is as small as a pea
I failed maths because i want to fail it
I failed maths because i forgot to turn to the last page to do the last question

FANTASTIC EXCUSES SHARLENE WHY NOT TRY HARDER TO PASS IT THE NEXT TIME RATHER THEN CRACKING YOUR BRAINS FOR 101 EXCUSES TO GIVE TO ESCAPE FROM BEING NAGGED BY YOUR WONDERFUL PARENTS